Nothing could be better at my second day at work! I just find out I'm getting a email account, a new cel number, and my owns presentation card, but this is way better than that! Met a "psychic"!
Me=Naive! I practically am the most naive person i know, tell anything with big eyes and i will believe it!, if wouldn't be for the reading I been having of Dr. Paul Eckman, I would still believe anything, including this psychic, well i confuse her!
She want to get a house where I'm working, but is kinda cheap (lived in canada for 20 years, that should explained), but she charge like she knew what she was doing. This russian old lady do the same thing my bff do. Reading the persons personality and qualities through the eyes, and she is good, but not any better than my bff.
This psycho, sorry psychic, told me the same things my bff told me almost 5 years ago, nothing new, nothing you can not see when you meet me, I kinda like her (told me i was really smart for my age, and that i have good heart, even if its not true i don't care, thats enough for me xD).
Also told me how loved i was for my family, and that i was the younger one (things really easy to know when you meet me, you may not affirm it but believe it.) Anyway, that's all she got right, now let me tell you what she get just close, but come on! anyone can't throw rocks to the air like she did.
First strike: "Did your grand mother die?" .. X !!!! Not even close! yes they are old, around 80's, so yeah, of curse they are sick! and dying too, but my grandmothers are healthier than my grandfathers, so, i told her that one was really bad lately, i even went to say good bye, that woman really nicely [sarcasm](that's my sarcasm sign xD) "but not worry he's going to die, get ready for it". Really touch my heart[sarcasm].
Second strike: "You have a nice family"...XX!!!! Foul ball!!. Yes they love me, yes they would do anything for me, but, we are more separated than the state and the church! my father called my house for a couple years the babel tower, everyone have a different religion, but i believe that the babel tower fits cuz we do not understand each other in anything !! My dad left, my sis too, and i hardly see my mother and my other sis, the bastard i hope never see him again ¬¬ and if anyone call him my brother do not dare to talk to me again.[NO sarcasm].
Third strike: this was a combo of so many different wrong ideas she mention. XXX!! OUT!!
Where to begin? Said i have a great future but not were i was, that job was not for me, well, let me tell you something about me that i love and my bff said im meant to be, a salesperson!, the sales are my strong point, and i always wanted to be in the real state world! So i don´t know how this is not going to work out.
Her bigger mistake was the next, try to find out if someone close to me had die. Contradicting herself so many times that i couldn't keep counting them! here what i remember:
Someone close to you/do not have to be close to you
A grandfather, even great grandfather/a friend you lost in a accident?
They (the dead dudes) get upset if we don't remember them/we(the live dudes) do not remember them, thats why they go with her to say hello so we will remember them.
I could count those alone has the 3 strikes xD, but that was while she insisted again and again if someone had die, psycho! come on! face it! you have one wrong! no need to die! one mistake usually happen!! but she kept asking...
if you said as many thing as she did, you MUST have one right! I was so clear and the same time so not open to let her read me that i got her CONFUSE! i was so happy xD!!!
Now.. the things she should see but she didn't! The reason i left school!, she told me to come back to it but could see that i have no intention to get back soon. She did not talk about my dad, wish is usually the nightmares of girls, in guys, is the mother, thats why she focus on her, yes she get that i look like her, good one, but easy xD.
I forgot the others but i guess they were not that important =P
Finally! the lies i saw from her!!!
actually was only one, she said: "I rather have a good health than money" at the same time she try to say and see no evil, so she got in the middle, hesitating, NOUSE TOUCH! twice!!!!! you psycho!!! i dare to say she knows how fake she is, and only pretend to talk to the dead to get the BIG FAT BLOODY MONEY!
I'm so happy cuz i even lied to her and she didn't notice it xD, I fool her! i didn't want to uncover her fake show cuz we still hopping she buys a house =P.
In a few words, if you want a psychic reading, no need to pay! my bff and i can do it even better than her xD, without making you believe we talk with your dead father =P, we also charge less for it xD..
Wanna try it?? =D
Why would she insist so much about a dead dude?
ResponderEliminarIf I were you, I would ask for my very old/sick grandpa just to make sure he's still alive. BTW of course you should be ready for his death! I mean he's been sick like hell and he's like 200 years old, so yeah, old people usually die sooner or later. Let's hope for later though poor old man. =)